Fart face realness

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chromatichijinx:

monkeysaysficus:

bloodphoenix:

monkeysaysficus:

bloodphoenix:

monkeysaysficus:

Red Ranger can get it

They could all get it. At the same time, preferably.

Five at a time is too many. Once you get above 3 guys it gets all confusing as to whose is what and where things are going; it’s less sex and more Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

I mean, I imagine it’s like that… *cough*

Hungry, Hungry Hippos? I am dying.

Also you’re a big slut. <3

It’s not slutty! Gangbangs are all about efficiency. They’re essentially the Costco of cock. The Bulk Barn of booty. The All You Can Eat Buffet of ass.

I’m reblogging just for the analogies lol

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"

Breathe in the light

Absorb the energy the universe is lending to you

DON’T FUCKING SEND A TEXT

Breathe and know the energy flowing deeply

"

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forrrestblue:

“I was raised as a cat person… You can see some of their hair (on his suit)… All my recent cats have been named after characters from books or the literary world. Sammy’s named after Sammy Glick from [Budd Schulberg’s] What Makes Sammy Run, and Zelda is named after Zelda Fitzgerald.” 

James Franco + Cats

my soul mate tho

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Cat selfies omg

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lifeisallrightt: